The Adventure of the Pearly Gat - Mike Resnick, ebook
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//-->THE ADVENTURE OF THE PEARLY GATESby Mike Resnick_"...An examination by experts leaves little doubt that a personal contest between the two men ended, asit could hardly fail to end in such a situation, in their reeling over, locked in each other's arms. Anyattempt at recovering the bodies was absolutely hopeless, and there, deep down in that dreadful cauldronof swirling water and seething foam, will lie for all time the most dangerous criminal and the foremostchampion of the law of their generation...-- The Final Problem_***It was most disconcerting. One moment I was tumbling over the falls at Reichenbach, my arms lockedaround Professor Moriarty, and the next moment I seemed to be standing by myself in a bleak, gray,featureless landscape.I was completely dry, which seemed not at all surprising, though there was no reason why it should nothave been. Also, I had felt my leg shatter against the rocks as we began our plunge, and yet I felt no painwhatsoever.Suddenly I remembered Moriarty. I looked around for him, but he was nowhere to be seen. There wasan incredibly bright light up ahead, and I found myself drawn to it. What happened next I can rememberbut hazily; the gist of it is that I found myself in, of all places, Heaven. (No one told me that I was inHeaven, but when one eliminates the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be thetruth...and Professor Moriarty's absence was quite enough to convince me that I was not in Hell.)How long I remained there I do not know, for there is no means by which one can measure durationthere. I only know that I felt I might as well have been in the Other Place, so bored was I with the eternalpeace and perfection of my surroundings. It is an admission that would certainly offend all churchmen, butif there is one place in all the cosmos for which I am uniquely unsuited, it is Heaven.In fact, I soon began to suspect that I was indeed in Hell, for if each of us makes his own Heaven and hisown Hell, then my Hell must surely be a place where all my training and all my powers are of no usewhatsoever. A place where the game is never afoot, indeed where there is no game at all, cannotpossibly qualify as a Paradise for a man such as myself.When I was bored beyond endurance back on Earth, I had discovered a method of relief, but this wasdenied me in my current circumstances. Still, it was a craving for cerebral stimulation, not for a sevenpercent solution of coccaine, that consumed me.And then, when I was sure that I was facing an eternity of boredom, and was regretting all the chances Ihad foresaken to commit such sins as might have placed me in a situation where at least I would have hadthe challenge of escaping, I found myself confronted by a glowing entity that soon manifested itself in theoutward form of a man with pale blue eyes and a massive white beard. He wore a robe of white, andabove his head floated a golden halo.Suddenly I, too, took on human shape, and I was amazed to discover that I had not until this verymoment realized that I had no longer possessed a body."Hello, Mr. Holmes," said my visitor."Welcome, Saint Peter," I replied with my newfound voice."You know who I am?" he said, surprised. "Your indoctrination period is supposed to be instantlyforgotten.""I remember nothing of my indoctrination period," I assured him."Then how could you possibly know who I am?""Observation, analysis and deduction," I explained. "You have obviously sought me out, for youaddressed me by my name, and since I have evidently been a discorporate being, one of many billions, Iassume you have the ability to distinguish between us all. That implies a certain authority. You have takenthe body you used when you were alive, and I perceive that the slight indentations on the fingers of yourright hand were made by a crude fishing line. You possess a halo while I do not, which therefore impliesthat you are a saint. Now, who among the many saints was a fisherman and would have some authority inHeaven?"Saint Peter smiled. "You are quite amazing, Mr. Holmes.""I am quite bored, Saint Peter.""I know," he said, "and for this I am sorry. You are unique among all the souls in Heaven in yourdiscontent.""That is no longer true," I said, "for do I not perceive a certain lack of content upon your own features?""That is correct, Mr. Holmes," he agreed. "We have a problem here—a problem of my ownmaking—and I have elected to solicit your aid in solving it. It seems the very least I can do to make yourstay here more tolerable to you." He paused awkwardly. "Also, it may well be that you are the one soulin my domain who is capable of solving it.""Cannot God instantly solve any problem that arises?" I asked."He can, and eventually He will. But since I have created this problem, I requested that I be allowed tosolve it—or attempt to solve it—first.""How much time has He given you?""Time has no meaning here, Mr. Holmes. If He determines that I will fail, He will correct the problemHimself." He paused again. "I hope you will be able to assist me to redeem myself in His eyes.""I shall certainly do my best," I assured him. "Please state the nature of the problem.""It is most humiliating, Mr. Holmes," he began. "For time beyond memory I have been the Keeper of thePearly Gates. No one can enter Heaven without my approval, and until recently I had never made amistake.""And now you have?"He nodded his head wearily. "Now I have. A huge mistake.""Can't you simply seek out the soul, as you have sought me out, and cast it out?""I wish it were that simple, Mr. Holmes," he replied. "A Caligula, a Tamerlaine, an Attila I could find withno difficulty. But this soul, though it is blackened beyond belief, has thus far managed to elude me.""I see," I said. "I am surprised that five such hideous murders do not make it instantly discernable.""Then you know?" he exclaimed."That you seek Jack the Ripper?" I replied. "Elementary. All of the others you mentioned were identifiedwith their crimes, but the Ripper's identity was never discovered. Further, since the man was mentallyunbalanced, it seems possible to me, based on my admittedly limited knowledge of Heaven, that if hefeels no guilt, his soul displays no guilt.""You are everything I had hoped you would be, Mr. Holmes," said Saint Peter."Not quite everything," I said. "For I do not understand your concern. If the Ripper's soul displays notaint, why bother seeking him out? After all, the man was obviously insane and not responsible for hisactions. On Earth, yes, I would not hesitate to lock him away where he could do no further damage—buthere in Heaven, what possible harm can he do?""Things are not as simple as you believe them to be, Mr. Holmes," replied Saint Peter. "Here we exist ona spiritual plane, but the same is not true of Purgatory or Hell. Recently, an unseen soul has beenattempting to open the Pearly Gates from this side." He frowned. "They were made to withstand effortsfrom without, but not within. Another attempt or two, and the soul may actually succeed. Oncepossessed of ectoplasmic attributes, there is no limit to the damage he could do in Purgatory.""Then why not simply let him out?""If I leave the gates open for him, we could be overwhelmed by even more unfit souls attempting toenter.""I see," I said. "What leads you to believe that it is the Ripper?""Just as there is no duration in Heaven, neither is there location. The Pearly Gates, though quite smallthemselves, exist in all locations.""Ah!" I said, finally comprehending the nature of the problem. "Would I be correct in assuming that theattempt to break out was made in the vicinity of the souls of Elizabeth Stride, Annie Chapman, CatherineEddowes, Mary Kelly and Mary Ann Nicholls?""His five victims," said Saint Peter, nodding. "Actually, two of them are beyond even his reach, butStride, Chapman and Kelly are in Purgatory.""Can you bring those three to Heaven?" I asked."As bait?" asked Saint Peter. "I am afraid not. No one mayenter Heaven before his or her time. Besides," he added, "there is nothing he can do to them in spiritualform. As you yourself know, one cannot even communicate with other souls here. One spends all eternityreveling in the glory of God.""So that is what one does here," I said wryly."Please, Mr. Holmes!" he said severely."I apologize," I said. "Well, it seems we must set a trap for the Ripper on his next escape attempt.""Can we be sure he will continue his attempts to escape?""He is perhaps the one soul less suited to Heaven that I myself," I assured him."It seems an impossible undertaking," said Saint Peter morosely. "He could try to leave at any point.""He will attempt to leave in the vicinity of his victims," I answered."How can you be certain of that?" asked Saint Peter."Because those slayings were without motive.""I do not understand.""Where there is no motive," I explained, "there is no reason to stop. You may rest assured that he willattempt to reach them again.""Even so, how am I to apprehend him—or even identify him?" asked Saint Peter."Is location necessarily meaningless in Heaven?" I asked.He stared at me uncomprehendingly."Let me restate that," I said. "Can you direct the Pearly Gates to remain in the vicinity of the souls inquestion?"He shook his head. "You do not comprehend, Mr. Holmes. They exist in all times and places at once.""I see," I said, wishing I had my pipe to draw upon now that I was in human form. "Can you create asecond gate?""It would not be the same," said Saint Peter."It needn't be the same, as long as it similar to the perception of a soul.""He would know instantly."I shook my head. "He is quite insane. His thought processes, such as they are, are aberrant. If you do asI suggest, and place a false gate near the souls of his victims, my guess is that he will not pause to noticethe difference. He is somehow drawn to them, and this will be a barrier to his desires. He will be moreinterested in attacking it than in analyzing it, even if he were capable of the latter, which I am inclined todoubt.""You're quite sure?" asked Saint Peter doubtfully."He is compelled to perform his carnage upon prostitutes. For whatever reason, these seem to be theonly souls he can identify as prostitutes. Therefore, it is these that he wishes to attack." I paused again."Create the false gates. The soul that goes through them will be the one you seek.""I hope you are correct, Mr. Holmes," he said. "Pride is a sin, but even I have a modicum of it, and Ishould hate to be shamed before my Lord."And with that, he was gone.#He returned after an indeterminate length of time, a triumphant smile upon his face."I assume that our little ruse worked?" I said."Exactly as you said it would!" replied Saint Peter. "Jack the Ripper is now where he belongs, and shallnever desecrate Heaven with his presence again." He stared at me. "You should be thrilled, Mr. Holmes,and yet you look unhappy.""I envy him in a way," I said. "For at least he now has a challenge.""Do not envy him," said Saint Peter. "Far from having a challenge, he can look forward to nothing buteternal suffering.""I have that in common with him," I replied bitterly."Perhaps not," said Saint Peter.I was instantly alert. "Oh?""You have saved me from shame and embarrassment," he said."The very least I can do is reward you.""How?""I rather thought you might have a suggestion.""This may be Heaven to you," I said, "but it is Hell to me. If you truly wish to reward me, send me towhere I can put my abilities to use. There is evil abroad in the world; I am uniquely qualified to combatit.""You would really turn your back on Heaven to continue your pursuit of injustice, to put yourself at riskon almost a daily basis?" asked Saint Peter."I would.""Even knowing that, should you fall from the path of righteousness—and it is a trickier path than yourchurches would have you believe—this might not be your ultimate destination?""Even so." And privately I thought: especially so."Then I see no reason why I should not grant your request," said Saint Peter."Thank God!" I muttered.Saint Peter smiled again. "Thank Him yourself—when you think of it. He does listen, you know."Suddenly I found myself back in that infinite gray landscape I had encountered after going over the falls atReichenbach, only this time, instead of a shining light, I thought I could see a city in the distance...***"Holmes!" I cried. "Is it really you? Can it indeed be that you are alive? Is it possible that you succeededin climbing out of that awful abyss?-- The Adventure of the Empty House ---the end-
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